Post by Squire Skittles on Jun 17, 2012 11:16:03 GMT -6
It start back when I most remember, pink man bringed Skittles to a big house wit lots of oder pinkies. Dey has many other kinds of creature der. So many dat Skittles never sawd. He tell me "when dey call you, you look strong. I can gets good moonies for you". I not sure what he meant but after time dey call Skittles up to da stage. Dey look at me and say "hob-goblin good for trick and dance! We take him". Dey give my pinkie lots of moonies an den takes me from him. But it ok, cus Skittles was kill him if not. We go far away. My new pinkies say dat I make trick and dance for king now.
After many many, too many... umm i tink lots many, maybe too lots many. Yea! After too lots many moons Skittles was called da jester. I made to do many tings and not be told good on any. Dey make Skittles mad wit all da tings dey make me do! "Trick! Trick! Make dance king man, make dance!" all days all i hears. Den when dey done dey say "jester! you clean da mess, we go sleep." So i clean and make pretty. Dey wake and want more next day.. all days. After lots many moons da king man say to all da pinkies "we have big balls, we make lots o dance and many pinkies come!" Skittles know dat dis be bad for him cus dey make him do more now.
DE RED BALL[/u][/b]
When all da pinkies gone da king man turn to me and say "Jester, you is ta make lots of new funny an have new tricks n dance for big party." But wat he say next catch jester most all, he tell "Be good, cuz more jester gonna be dare, you better be good!" ohhh jester have new tricks and dance to show fat king man! Many nights later de pinkies all put on new face like jester, dey bring in more and more pinkies. So many! Den dey bring other jester, lots of jester. We talk when de pinkies dance and i tell dem wat we can do. I say "dem pinkies always mean to jester, make jester slave and want so much! dey want new show, we give dem new show." All jester agree and we do taughts. Dem pinkies come ta get de jesters to dance and trick, show time! We is dance and trick, in n out de pinkies. We get to da king man an wen we close enouf, jester take dagger out and turn female red! Jesters close door an use fire water on dem pinkies. Dey all scream like fresh new pinkies. Wen everyting clear we take king man and make him trick an dance for us. When he say he cant no more. We circle king man. Jester look at him n say "We is de jesters, n dis is our court!" Den de king man be bleedin. He scream, we laugh.
After many many, too many... umm i tink lots many, maybe too lots many. Yea! After too lots many moons Skittles was called da jester. I made to do many tings and not be told good on any. Dey make Skittles mad wit all da tings dey make me do! "Trick! Trick! Make dance king man, make dance!" all days all i hears. Den when dey done dey say "jester! you clean da mess, we go sleep." So i clean and make pretty. Dey wake and want more next day.. all days. After lots many moons da king man say to all da pinkies "we have big balls, we make lots o dance and many pinkies come!" Skittles know dat dis be bad for him cus dey make him do more now.
DE RED BALL[/u][/b]
When all da pinkies gone da king man turn to me and say "Jester, you is ta make lots of new funny an have new tricks n dance for big party." But wat he say next catch jester most all, he tell "Be good, cuz more jester gonna be dare, you better be good!" ohhh jester have new tricks and dance to show fat king man! Many nights later de pinkies all put on new face like jester, dey bring in more and more pinkies. So many! Den dey bring other jester, lots of jester. We talk when de pinkies dance and i tell dem wat we can do. I say "dem pinkies always mean to jester, make jester slave and want so much! dey want new show, we give dem new show." All jester agree and we do taughts. Dem pinkies come ta get de jesters to dance and trick, show time! We is dance and trick, in n out de pinkies. We get to da king man an wen we close enouf, jester take dagger out and turn female red! Jesters close door an use fire water on dem pinkies. Dey all scream like fresh new pinkies. Wen everyting clear we take king man and make him trick an dance for us. When he say he cant no more. We circle king man. Jester look at him n say "We is de jesters, n dis is our court!" Den de king man be bleedin. He scream, we laugh.