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Post by Wren(nen) on Feb 26, 2010 0:33:07 GMT -6
Yeah! You tell 'em Pee Wee! Wasn't that a RoboCop movie that was on the TV at the hotel after WolfPack?
Haha, a black guy calling an old white guy a nigga. Priceless! Haha, never mess with old people...they will kick your ass! Instead of suing, let's post this video on YouTube! Haha, oh public transit! Good times, good times.
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Post by Waffle Geezerson on Feb 26, 2010 0:39:30 GMT -6
Yeah! You tell Pee Wee! Wasn't that a RoboCop movie that was on the TV at the hotel after WolfPack? Haha, a black guy calling an old white guy a nigga. Priceless! Haha, never mess with Veterans, they will kick you ass! Instead of suing, let's post this video on YouTube! Haha, oh public transit! Good times, good times. Fixed, also the exception is Kurt.... lol jk
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Post by Wren(nen) on Feb 26, 2010 0:57:29 GMT -6
Yeah! You tell Pee Wee! Wasn't that a RoboCop movie that was on the TV at the hotel after WolfPack? Haha, a black guy calling an old white guy a nigga. Priceless! Haha, never mess with Veterans, they will kick you ass! Instead of suing, let's post this video on YouTube! Haha, oh public transit! Good times, good times. Fixed, also the exception is Kurt.... lol jk Meh?
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Post by Khador Administrator on Feb 26, 2010 1:06:02 GMT -6
I love epic beard man. "Vietnam Vietnam YEAHHHH!"
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Post by Wren(nen) on Feb 26, 2010 13:49:34 GMT -6
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Post by Wren(nen) on Feb 27, 2010 11:43:31 GMT -6
The following is something my sister sent me and I didn't feel like posting on Facebook:
THESE REALLY WORK!! AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE.
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Post by Kracken on Feb 27, 2010 12:09:25 GMT -6
#7 killed me
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Post by Wren(nen) on Feb 27, 2010 14:43:04 GMT -6
I must admit, number is great advice! It really works too.
I kinda wanna disagree with #7 a little. You can "fix" some electrical problems with a hammer. Got a problem with your computer? After a hammer, you won't. Teehee.
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Post by Kracken on Feb 27, 2010 16:12:22 GMT -6
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Post by Ironside on Feb 27, 2010 20:53:05 GMT -6
And then Brooder cuts himself.
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Post by Q on Feb 28, 2010 0:52:40 GMT -6
If we can learn anything from this video, it's that God is an octopus and will hump you angrily if you displease him. (it's at the end of the video)
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Post by Frozgaar on Feb 28, 2010 4:12:07 GMT -6
OH FUCK. LMFAO
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Post by Ironside on Feb 28, 2010 5:56:47 GMT -6
Pyrtrio ftw
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Post by Wren(nen) on Feb 28, 2010 11:55:37 GMT -6
If we can learn anything from this video, it's that God is an octopus and will hump you angrily if you displease him. (it's at the end of the video) No!!!! That doesn't sound like fun. Maybe Lamarr will come and safe us all. I laughed, but I think part of my soul died while watching that video.
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Post by Wren(nen) on Mar 1, 2010 23:35:41 GMT -6
You're going to laugh hysterically or go what the fuck....or both.
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Post by Q on Mar 1, 2010 23:48:11 GMT -6
You're going to laugh hysterically or go what the fuck....or both. The term "justifiable homocide" comes to mind...
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Post by Wren(nen) on Mar 2, 2010 0:03:15 GMT -6
You're going to laugh hysterically or go what the fuck....or both. The term "justifiable homocide" comes to mind... Homicide....don't think there is such a thing as homocide...and if so...and if there was someone would probably file a law suit about it.
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Post by Q on Mar 2, 2010 0:12:41 GMT -6
*new word alert*
Homocide = the act of killing a person so repellent to the human race that the chance of them reproducing simply by being left alive cannot be allowed.
Ex: Project was stabbed 37 times in his sleep. RPD is ruling his death a homocide.
Now, go forth and spread this new word like cancer!
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Post by Wren(nen) on Mar 2, 2010 0:22:19 GMT -6
LOL, now that deserves some exalting! But as I said on facebook, I don't think we have to worry about that guy reproducing. Don't think anyone would want his banana....cept maybe Brooder.
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Post by Q on Mar 2, 2010 0:27:32 GMT -6
I has Karmas! Yay!
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